the festive dick
£10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)
Push aside the advent calendar, tell Tiny Tim to stop moaning and silence the carol singers because this year, we have something very special to share with you all. Nothing could celebrate the life of Baby Jesus more than a massive cardboard chopper, so behold our new MERRY DICKMAS cardboard dick. And remember a dick isn’t just for Christmas…
“After three glorious years, my team at work bought me a ‘So Schlong Dick’. It now sits pride of place in my trophy cabinet.”
- The Chelsea Badger
“Was sent this by my brother; the dog thought it was a large Bonio, which wasn’t far from the truth.”
- Toby from Cheltenham
“The finest anniversary present my wife has ever bought me – thanks Mrs D.”
- Adam from Malvern
“I was Ship A Dicks’ first ever customer and I couldn’t be happier with my massive wanger.”
- Guy from Derby
Dick with benefits
- 48-hour delivery
- £1 charitable donation
- 100% recyclable
- Guaranteed LOLs
- Can be used as a nappy changing tray
- Stop reading – it’s just a cardboard dick
Dicks that do good
As well as bring a smile to the world, our mission is to become one of the UK’s Top five donors to prostate cancer by 2030. For every dick sent, we donate £1 to prostate cancer research and over time that adds up to a lot of dough for a great cause that affects a lot of men in the UK. Some serious dick stuff below.
Why Prostate Cancer Is Important
Half-a-million men are living with prostate cancer in the UK.
1-in-8 men will get prostate cancer in their lifetime.
Prostate cancer causes more than 12,000 deaths each year in the UK.
And that’s why, for every dick sent, we give £1 to prostate cancer research.
Maybe you need a different dick?
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