happy birthday dick
£10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)
Turns out the great people of our land want to send giant cardboard dicks with the words HAPPY BIRTHDAY emblazoned on it, so due to popular demand here it is. So happy birthday to all you dick lovers out there. And many happy returns.
“After three glorious years, my team at work bought me a ‘So Schlong Dick’. It now sits pride of place in my trophy cabinet.”
- The Chelsea Badger
“Was sent this by my brother; the dog thought it was a large Bonio, which wasn’t far from the truth.”
- Toby from Cheltenham
“The finest anniversary present my wife has ever bought me – thanks Mrs D.”
- Adam from Malvern
“I was Ship A Dicks’ first ever customer and I couldn’t be happier with my massive wanger.”
- Guy from Derby
Dick with benefits
- 48-hour delivery
- £1 charitable donation
- 100% recyclable
- Guaranteed LOLs
- Can be used as a nappy changing tray
- Stop reading – it’s just a cardboard dick
Dicks that do good
As well as bring a smile to the world, our mission is to become one of the UK’s Top five donors to prostate cancer by 2030. For every dick sent, we donate £1 to prostate cancer research and over time that adds up to a lot of dough for a great cause that affects a lot of men in the UK. Some serious dick stuff below.
Why Prostate Cancer Is Important
Half-a-million men are living with prostate cancer in the UK.
1-in-8 men will get prostate cancer in their lifetime.
Prostate cancer causes more than 12,000 deaths each year in the UK.
And that’s why, for every dick sent, we give £1 to prostate cancer research.
Maybe you need a different dick?
You’ve reached the end of the product page. At this point we just make stuff up and dick around because we need to add more words for Google to pay attention to our website.
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