1 Dick 4 Life

for stags and hens

£10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)


Someone has just popped the question and in doing so you have excluded all the other dicks in the world, committing to just one, solitary, ever-lasting dick to spend the rest of your life with.  What better way to celebrate the long voyage of monogamy with a pristine giant cardboard dick, emblazoned with ‘1 DICK 4 LIFE’. Nothing could be more appropriate, thoughtful, or enduring. You truly are a great friend. Well done.

  • “After three glorious years, my team at work bought me a ‘So Schlong Dick’. It now sits pride of place in my trophy cabinet.”

    - The Chelsea Badger

    The Chelsea Badger
  • “Was sent this by my brother; the dog thought it was a large Bonio, which wasn’t far from the truth.”

    - Toby from Cheltenham

    Toby from Cheltenham
  • “The finest anniversary present my wife has ever bought me – thanks Mrs D.”

    - Adam from Malvern

    Adam from Malvern
  • “I was Ship A Dicks’ first ever customer and I couldn’t be happier with my massive wanger.”

    - Guy from Derby

    Guy from Derby

Dick with benefits

  • 48-hour delivery
  • £1 charitable donation
  • 100% recyclable
  • Guaranteed LOLs
  • Can be used as a nappy changing tray
  • Stop reading – it’s just a cardboard dick

Dicks that do good

As well as bring a smile to the world, our mission is to become one of the UK’s Top five donors to prostate cancer by 2030. For every dick sent, we donate £1 to prostate cancer research and over time that adds up to a lot of dough for a great cause that affects a lot of men in the UK. Some serious dick stuff below.

Why Prostate Cancer Is Important


Half-a-million men are living with prostate cancer in the UK.


1-in-8 men will get prostate cancer in their lifetime.


Prostate cancer causes more than 12,000 deaths each year in the UK.


Ship A Dick £1

And that’s why, for every dick sent, we give £1 to prostate cancer research.

Maybe you need a different dick?

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