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£1 goes to prostate cancer.
1 Dick 4 Life
for stags and hens
Someone has just popped the question, excluding all the other dicks in the world. This is the commitment dick.Personalise
the festive dick
Push aside the advent calendar, tell Tiny Tim to stop moaning and silence the carol singers because this year, we have something very special.Personalise
promotions, graduations etc.
This is the dick for promotions, new jobs, exam results, winning a pub quiz or getting highest score on Mario Kart.Personalise
the original dick
Volkswagen had the Golf, Apple the MacIntosh, God had Jesus. For us, this is the original masterpiece.Personalise
a farewell dick
Some dicks just love to roam, to see the world and taste the exotic. Send them off with a big dick.Personalise
Yay! It Works
a dick for new baby celebrations
Before they hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, let them say, ‘Oh my God, I’ve been sent a giant dick!’Personalise
You Old Dick
the birthday dick
Getting old is so dull. Every year it’s the same card, naff gifts and a few WhatsApps… but not this year!Personalise
Sorry For Being A…
The dick to say sorry
We all know dicks are awesome but sometimes people can be a dick. Apologise with a I’m Sorry For Being A…Personalise
I Love You
The dick for the lovers
When Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet, folklore says he was inspired by a ye olde massive cardboard cock.Personalise
happy birthday dick
Is there a better way to say ‘Happy Birthday’ than with a giant, cardboard, boner-fide Ship A Dick? Nope.Personalise
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Prostate Cancer UK invests millions to find better treatments and better tests that can spot fast-growing cancers early, and could be used in a screening programme to save thousands of lives.Our Dick Manifesto
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- Toby from Cheltenham
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- Adam from Malvern
“I was Ship A Dicks’ first ever customer and I couldn’t be happier with my massive wanger.”
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