Ship A Dick

Send a giant cardboard dick to anyone.

£1 goes to prostate cancer.

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  • Default Dick

    the original dick

    £9.50 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Default Dick

    Volkswagen had the Golf, Apple the MacIntosh, God had Jesus. For us, this is the original masterpiece.
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  • Happy Dickmas

    the festive dick

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Happy Dickmas

    Push aside the advent calendar, tell Tiny Tim to stop moaning and silence the carol singers because this year, we have something very special.
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  • I Love You

    The dick for the lovers

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery I Love You

    When Shakespeare wrote Romeo & Juliet, folklore says he was inspired by a ye olde massive cardboard cock.
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  • Happy Birthday

    happy birthday dick

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Happy Birthday

    Is there a better way to say ‘Happy Birthday’ than with a giant, cardboard, boner-fide Ship A Dick? Nope.
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  • You Old Dick

    the birthday dick

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery You Old Dick

    Getting old is so dull. Every year it’s the same card, naff gifts and a few WhatsApps… but not this year!
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  • Clever Dick

    promotions, graduations etc.

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Clever Dick

    This is the dick for promotions, new jobs, exam results, winning a pub quiz or getting highest score on Mario Kart.
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  • 1 Dick 4 Life

    for stags and hens

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery 1 Dick 4 Life

    Someone has just popped the question, excluding all the other dicks in the world. This is the commitment dick.
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  • Yay! It Works

    a dick for new baby celebrations

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Yay! It Works

    Before they hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, let them say, ‘Oh my God, I’ve been sent a giant dick!’
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  • So Schlong

    a farewell dick

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery So Schlong

    Some dicks just love to roam, to see the world and taste the exotic. Send them off with a big dick.
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  • Sorry For Being A…

    The dick to say sorry

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Sorry For Being A…

    We all know dicks are awesome but sometimes people can be a dick. Apologise with a I’m Sorry For Being A…
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We're dicks that do good.

Dicks have had a bit of a bad rep recently but we want to put that straight. Erect a flag for Dick rights, as it were. Because we want dicks to do good in the world. To be respected. As well as make us laugh. That’s what Ship A Dick is all about.

So, for every dick that’s sent to a friend, £1 is donated to prostate cancer research.

Our dick manifesto
  • “I was over the moon to find a stiff cardboard chopper on my door mat – thank goodness for Ship A Dick”

    - Mel from Doncaster

    Mel from Doncaster
  • “A cracking hen do in Ibiza celebrating ‘1 Dick 4 Life’. Well perhaps, lets see how it goes. LOL.”

    - Em & Candy from Ibiza

    Em & Candy from Ibiza
  • “The finest anniversary present my wife has ever bought me – thanks Mrs D.”

    - Adam from Malvern

    Adam from Malvern
  • “After three glorious years, my team at work bought me a ‘So Schlong Dick’. It now sits pride of place in my trophy cabinet.”

    - The Chelsea Badger

    The Chelsea Badger
  • “The best birthday present I have ever had. And fair play, I am an Old Dick”

    - Chris from Bromyard

    Chris from Bromyard
  • “Was sent this by my brother; the dog thought it was a large Bonio, which wasn’t far from the truth.”

    - Toby from Cheltenham

    Toby from Cheltenham
  • “I was Ship A Dicks’ first ever customer and I couldn’t be happier with my massive wanger.”

    - Guy from Derby

    Guy from Derby

Ship A Dick's Most Popular Dicks.

  • You Old Dick

    the birthday dick

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery You Old Dick

    Getting old is so dull. Every year it’s the same card, naff gifts and a few WhatsApps… but not this year!
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  • Happy Dickmas

    the festive dick

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Happy Dickmas

    Push aside the advent calendar, tell Tiny Tim to stop moaning and silence the carol singers because this year, we have something very special.
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    Personalise
  • Clever Dick

    promotions, graduations etc.

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Clever Dick

    This is the dick for promotions, new jobs, exam results, winning a pub quiz or getting highest score on Mario Kart.
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  • Yay! It Works

    a dick for new baby celebrations

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Yay! It Works

    Before they hear the pitter patter of tiny feet, let them say, ‘Oh my God, I’ve been sent a giant dick!’
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    Personalise
  • 1 Dick 4 Life

    for stags and hens

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery 1 Dick 4 Life

    Someone has just popped the question, excluding all the other dicks in the world. This is the commitment dick.
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  • So Schlong

    a farewell dick

    £10.00 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery So Schlong

    Some dicks just love to roam, to see the world and taste the exotic. Send them off with a big dick.
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  • Default Dick

    the original dick

    £9.50 EXC. POSTAGE (GB only)

    48 Hour Delivery Default Dick

    Volkswagen had the Golf, Apple the MacIntosh, God had Jesus. For us, this is the original masterpiece.
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It's time to give cancer a good dicking.

Our mission at Ship A Dick isn’t just to ‘post a lot of peni’ and bring smiles to the masses; we also have a semi-serious side too. When we decided on doing this map-cap enterprise we thought it would be good to donate £1 from every dick sent to charities supporting prostate cancer research and perhaps one day become one of the biggest donors to prostate cancer research in the UK. Granted, that is a hell of a lot of chopper in the mail but even if we don’t achieve this lofty goal, at least we are helping find better treatments and tests that could help towards saving thousands of lives, one dick at a time.

Cancer is nothing to smile about but a dick is. That’s why we’re here to help. So if you ever fancy sending someone a card, think again, and ship ’em a massive cardboard dick instead.

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